Maxine Waters may best be described as the most corrupt member of Congress, but she also runs a tight race for the dumbest. The woman undoubtedly has rocks for brains, if not mush.
Since the election of President Donald Trump, Maxine has fancied herself in command of the “Remove Trump From Office Club.” She makes her rounds on the fake news television programs promising to fight every day until he’s impeached. She’s beginning to make me think she doesn’t like the man.
I can’t look at Maxine without laughing. Seriously. The absurdity of a lamebrain like Waters in the powerful position of a United States lawmaker supersedes frightening and moves on into the arena of batsh*t crazy. And when things are so preposterous that you want to cry, well, you just have to laugh. And that’s my coping mechanism each time I look at the train wreck known as Maxine Waters.
Maxine is so belligerent and bellicose that I think she missed her calling as a Marine drill Sergeant. This woman has the look and the hostility to have those grunts on their knees and in tears.
In March of this year, Maxine Waters tweeted on Donald Trump, “I’m out to get him.” And she meant it. Speaking of Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson, the raging Waters threatened, “I’m going to take his ass apart.” All I can say about that is, “I will gladly pay a thousand dollars for a ticket to see Maxine Waters wrestle Ben Carson. And I will wait in line for 24 hours for a front row seat.”
If those aren’t the threats of a warmonger, I don’t know what is. Just last week, the Queen of Stupid sent out a warning to Alt-Right haters, “I’m coming for you.”
Waters could have had a brilliant career as a James Brown impersonator, but nooooo, she had to burden this nation with her delirium and fanaticism.
Maxine is like the crazy aunt that the Democrats kept locked in their attic. They would let her out for a needed vote, but otherwise they tried to contain her to protect their agenda. But she escaped and assigned herself as commander of the Democrat Party in the war against Trump and his supporters.
Auntie Maxine is the empress without any clothes. She no longer tries to conceal her communist agenda.
Regarding the special counsel in the Russian investigation, Waters said that she just hoped that Robert Mueller won. How’s that Auntie dear? In order for Mueller to win, one would have to assume that he went into the investigation with a preferred outcome…..namely to take down President Trump.
One of my favorite movies of all times is “No Time for Sergeants.” Will Stockdale, played by Andy Griffith, is a country bumpkin who is drafted into the Air Force. But Stockdale is too stupid to know that he is driving everybody around him crazy.
That’s Maxine…too damn dumb to know that she is the poster child for everything wrong with America. And we have “No Time for Sergeant Waters.” No time at all. “Roger” and “Wilco” and everything like that.